Category Archives: Kønigreich Ironien

KØNIGREICH IRONIEN – BETRUNKEN

  “When drunk, Ironic people tend to forget about irony.” Too bad it is impossible to translate the pun. The officer asks what the hell the drunk dude is doing and he responds by telling him what beverages his urine … Continue reading

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KØNIGREICH IRONIEN – ATOMWAFFEN

“Why there is absolutely no need to be afraid of the Ironic nuclear weapons program.” General: “Fascinating. So this thing shoots single atoms?” Scientist: “Lead atoms, yep.”

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KØNIGREICH IRONIEN – VEGETARIER

“The ironic vegetarians are very special people.” Customer: “Wait a minute! Is this lettuce is made of ground meat? That is outrageous!” Salesman: “Then wait until you’ve seen the cuecumbers!”

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KØNIGREICH IRONIEN – ERSTER MAI

  “The former ironic May Day demonstrations later became the popular team sport known as baseball.”

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KØNIGREICH IRONIEN – HAUPTSTADT

“There is no place with more ironic people than the capital Ironopolis.” Tourist: “Could you be so kind and take a picture of us?” Capital hipster dude: “Uuh, I don’t think so.” Woman: “Hi Erwin! You here, too?” Guy: “Naah, … Continue reading

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KØNIGREICH IRONIEN

  Mallorca. The Maldives. The Dominican Republic. These are wonderful travel destinations, I guess everyone would agree. But let’s be honest: Except for beautiful landscapes, binge-drinking tourists and paradise on earth you won’t miss a lot there. In the Ironic … Continue reading

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