KØNIGREICH IRONIEN

Kønigreich Ironien - Cover

 

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Mallorca. The Maldives. The Dominican Republic. These are wonderful travel destinations, I guess everyone would agree. But let’s be honest: Except for beautiful landscapes, binge-drinking tourists and paradise on earth you won’t miss a lot there.

In the Ironic Kingdøm things are a little different. Here at all the cradle of all irony, where Ironic is the official language and where you have to insult the king himself to get a visa, you still can experience incredible surprises.

I am sorry guys, but this still unpublished fictional travel guide/cartoon book is written in German. I will try my best to translate the texts every time I upload something.

 

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Mallorca. Die Malediven. Die Dominikanische Republik. Das sind alles herrliche Reiseziele, da wird mir niemand widersprechen. Aber Hand aufs Herz: Mehr als schöne Landschaften, sich hemmungslos besaufende Touristen und das Paradies auf Erden findet man auch dort nicht.

Im Kønigreich Ironien ist das alles ein wenig anders. Hier, im Ursprungsland jeglicher Ironie, wo Ironisch offizielle Amtssprache ist und wo man für eine Aufenthaltsgenehmigung schon mal den Kønig höchstselbst beleidigen muss, kann man wirklich noch haarsträubende Überraschungen erleben.

Dieses noch unveröffentlichte Buch umfasst 80 Cartoons, die dem reiselustigen Leser in vier Kapiteln die Kultur, Geschichte und Eigenheiten Ironiens ermöglichen. Ich bin derzeit auf der Suche nach einem Verlag und freue mich über Interesse, Anfragen und Angebote aller Art!

 

Kønigreich Ironien - Regel Nr. 1

“First rule for visitors: Don’t wonder about the country’s language too much.”

Airport guy: “Welcome to the Ironic Kingdøm. I hope you will have a nice visit.”
Girl: “Yeah, I know… The very first time it always feels like they are making fun of you. Just keep walking.”

 

Kønigreich Ironien - Außenpolitik

“Why Ironic foreign politics always is a little unpredictable.”

American representative: “So you say you don’t intend to attack the United States of America?”
Ironic representative: “No.”
American representative: “Was that Ironic again?
Ironic representative: “Yes.”

 

Kønigreich Ironien - Staatsgründung

“How the Ironic state was founded.”
Ironic settler: “Don’t worry, we just want to stretch our legs a little bit.”

 

Kønigreich Ironien - Wetter

“Why the Ironic weather requires a well-prepared choice of clothes.”

Girl: “Are you kidding me? Thirty degrees in the shade and it is snowing?”
Guy: “I think there may have been a lightning as well.”

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About Robert Zimmermann

I have been working as a freelance illustrator since 2010. I love drawing everything ranging from cartoons to realistic digital concept artworks.
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