A tiny little spider. Accidentally eaten and digested by a superhero.
One day later it came back to daylight.
Two days later it stopped feeling like crap.
Three days later it discovered that it now possessed human powers!
It talks a lot, it is too lazy to get a job and it totally sucks.
It is known as
THE SURPRISINGLY USELESS MAN-SPIDER
Once there was a lonely bat hanging upside down from the ceiling. Loved by nobody.
But then, one day, it watched a life-changing movie about a wealthy man attracting beautiful women in a bat costume.
THE MYSTERIOUS MANBAT was born.
A humanoid cyborg constructed by a mad scientist.
Stolen and steered by our ambitious little bat.
An upside-down hanging dreamer by day.
A wannabe chick magnet by night.
He is relentless. He is a player.
And he totally sucks.
The smartest kitty cat on earth. Tired of getting disturbed by the annoying little timmy all day.
The decision to dress up as a human woman to live a free life without boundaries.
The realization that you don‘t get anything without money. That you are forced to steal to survive.
The realization that a life without getting your fur ruffled and without free food totally sucks.
THE INVOLUNTARILY CLEPTOMANIAC WOMANCAT